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I’m getting a tattoo of the first lines the DAY I turn 18….

…..I’ve been waiting a long time

 for this moment to come

I’m destined for anything at all………..

This is what my boyfriends ex posted about him yesterday and for some reason thought it wouldnt piss me off…….made my fucking day today let me tell you.

dear ex,
i dont regret a single thing we did or said because in the end it made me who i am. You changed me for the best, im a complete stronger and better person now. You opened my eyes… Yes we had our ups and downs, many of them but we always came out on top. The time we had together was amazing, and im so glad you are happy and you moved on. :) i’m glad we moved on and like i said i will always have a place in my heart for you whenever we can be friends. thank you for everything :)

You have this silly way of keeping me on the edge of my seat…..